Wow. You’re about to take the plunge. It’s a wild world, and you are turning into a real secret agent for a great cause: the cause of dorkiness. Ready to single-handedly change the world? OK! Let’s go.

Once you sign up, you’ll receive one assignment per week via email. Your job is to print the assignment out, and then go on your special assignment. We promise we won’t tell. You could wear a special hat to do your assignments.

1. DORK SUMMIT: A dorky afternoon saving the world with your dorky friends
2. DORK MANIFESTO in COLOR: A special full-color, rockin’ version of the Dork Manifesto that you can print, sign and post on your wall. Let the world know you’re a full-fledged dork!
3. 25 MINI-REVOLUTIONS: A complete list of 25 mini-revolutions you can stage anytime, anywhere. Even at the hardware store.