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1. To be a dorkus maximus 6. To find something grandly dorky in any situation, even if surrounded by un-dorks.
2. To grow into an even bigger dork every day, like a dorky pink flower. 7. To be a guide to dorks who are lost and whose teeth are chattering.
3. To spread the cause of dorkitude all over the whole wide world, like a fungus.
8. To wiggle joyfully in the other presence of other excellent dorks.
4. To stand tall when other people don't understand my dorkiness.
9. To realize that when others are ping-pong heads, there is always an inner dork hiding behind their ping-pong headedness.
5. To go on lots of goober adventures, for example, on Dork Secret Agent Assignments.
10. To accept other people's total admiration of me and my dorkish charm with grace and humility.
I'm a dork!
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