Secret Agent Assignment: 0027
Big Winter Storm
Activated:December 16, 2008
Filed: December 21, 2008  (by dork inventor)
Type:Home
Info:You've made it throught a doozy of a storm. Tell us about it!
Filed Report
1.
The heavens opened up and dropped lots of the following where you live:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2.
You have lost electricity AND the following:
 
 
 
 
 
 
3.
What do you eat these days?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
4.
Look around your home. What would be the most fun thing to do?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
5.
What else would you do to keep entertained?
 
 
Invite someone over to the house who plays the banjo, and break out the marshmallows (they look really cool when you cook them in the microwave).
6.
Somebody knocks on your door unexpectedly. Who is it and what do they want?
 
 
It's the IRS again, trying to convince me to join as a field agent.
7.
How OK are you with being trapped by a storm?
 
 
 
 
 
 
8.
You watch something really interesting outside your window during the storm. What is it?
 
 
Several boys in the neighborhood are building a functioning bicycle out of snow and ice. But I have to be honest, they are having some trouble with the gear shifting mechanism.
9.
It’s a challenge to keep warm. What do you do?
 
 
The key here is the enormous fireplace and the piles of wrapping paper strewn throughout the house. That, and the fusion reactor in the basement.
10.
When the electric company finally fixes everything, you give the nice electric guys a special gift of appreciation. What is it?
 
 
Several copies of "The Benoni For The Tournament Player" and some Thai curry. No wait, I want that curry back.
11.
You also sing them a song. Write 4 lines of this song.
 
 
When it's cold outside,
I like to hide inside,
When it's hot outside,
I like to go hang glide.
 
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