doRK ceNtraL: Dreaded Dork Quiz

1.

If you were home alone, what activity would you most enjoy? (choose one)

Playing hide and seek with kooky imaginary friends

Studying color patterns of the food in your fridge

Watching plant and tree behavior outside and inside your home

Planning a revolution with the furniture, including building a fort

Sitting in a chair and listening to the sounds around you, like a living symphony

2.

What freaks you out the most? (choose one)

That people are unnecessarily mean to each other

That people talk and talk and no one's really listening - too much noise

That lots of kids aren't getting a good education

That no one has any great new ideas

That lots of kids who are super cool and dorky don't think much of themselves

3.

What big thing do you care most about? (choose one)

World peace

The health of the planet

Great education for all

Curing major diseases

Food for all

4.

How would you describe your laugh? (choose one)

Pretty normal

Slightly evil

I often laugh so hard, my meal starts coming back up

I laugh like a hyena. Everyone knows my kooky laugh

5.

If you had one secret super-power, what would it be? (choose one)

Any color paint would come out of my fingers

I could transport myself anywhere

I could hear what no one else hears (ghosts, secret messages, music)

I could make anyone wiggle, including my teachers, parents, sisters and brothers

I could sprinkle a magic dust that makes people happy and friendly

I could turn into any animal I want

6.

If you could go anywhere for one week, where would it be? (choose one)

An arctic expedition to explore the polar bear

A tribe in Africa that does a really fun, crazy dance that you'd get to learn

A team at Pixar making the next super-cool animated film and you could help with drawings

The rehearsal studio of your favorite musical group

A group of Tibetan monks in a far away mountain village in the Himalayas

7.

Suddenly, you're in the news - the front page! Why? (choose one)

You discovered something in squirrel saliva that cures diabetes

You sang so amazingly at a huge concert that even the big tough guys started crying

You discovered a super-efficient energy source that actually helps the environment

Your animated film about Ping-Pong, the one-eyed muskrat, was the #1 movie for the 53rd week in a row

You raised $5 million for feeding the hungry in your state and were awarded at a ceremony at the capital

8.

Who is your favorite celebrity (choose one)

The Dalai Lama

Al Gore

Angelina Jolie

Green Day

David Beckham

Paris Hilton

Ratatouille

9.

What is something your friends would say is unique and different about you? (choose one)

I act like a wacko sometimes or often or all the time

I'm surprisingly nice and thoughtful

I figure things out before most people

I actually like school

I make everybody laugh without really trying

10.

What is one thing you do that people find surprising? (choose one)

I listen to a type of music most of my friends don't (opera, country/ western, oldies, etc.)

I'm a total math/science geek

I dance like a maniac behind closed doors

I hang out with interesting or weird people that most people wouldn't

My family does its own interesting and sometimes weird cultural things (food, rituals, clothes)

11.

What type of clothes do you wear? (choose one)

Paris Hilton would be jealous

My mom is constantly bugging me to make more of an effort

My friends look at me funny, but I don't care. I have my own style.

I'm pretty "normal" clothes - nice, comfy, whatever.

12.

Choose your favorite place: (choose one)

A white beach under palm trees

A huge snowy mountain top

A faraway exotic desert

The jungle with lots of wild monkeys and emus

13.

If you could wear a crazy wig, what color would you wear? (choose one)

Pink

Black

Green

White

Blue

14.

What is your favorite temperature? (choose one)

Melty hot

Nice and warm and cozy

A little nippy (cool)

Ice cold